Steve Bannon’s Murder Shed

The three men and theoretical women at Antimonkey pride ourselves on our journalistic rigor. We may make up most of our content, but we stringently follow the Associated Press style guide.

It’s a competitive time for reporters. Anyone within twenty-five miles of the capitol can uncover a Watergate-level controversy during their morning walk.  But we’ve discovered something special: a Twitter account by one of Steve Bannon’s many victims.

It’s plain to anyone with eyes that the former Chief Strategist looks like a serial killer. He has a face only Gorka could love. But only half of us thought he was actively tracking down new victims. This first-person account of human cruelty has the potential to become the fifteenth most explosive scandal faced by the Trump administration (as of press time).

Our team of semi-experts feel it’s best to let the victims statements stand for themselves.

More information will be released here as it comes. Stay safe.

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