I Don’t Take It Easy

Like any productive member of society, I do my laundry around 2:50 am. It used to be for the silence, … More

Sheepdog Journal

An uplifting story about police brutality and more police brutality. Written for my Twitter, before I deleted all my old … More


Two years. I just needed two years off to finish my second tour of academia and reduce my drinking to … More

Blind Monkey Finds God

The whole stupid journey started on a New Jersey highway. Driving in that state is a form of suicide, or … More