Congratulations. Now that your victory lap is over, it’s time to consider what comes next. You have a proven fondness for aphorisms, … More
Two years. I just needed two years off to finish my second tour of academia and reduce my drinking to … More
The whole stupid journey started on a New Jersey highway. Driving in that state is a form of suicide, or … More
The sun had betrayed us all. It was 6 PM at Union Square, which counted as high noon in the … More
You don’t need to join a cult if you’ve lost control of your life. Just read the stars. The horoscope’s … More
The photoshop must flow.
Fueled by two hours of sleep and a hangover straight from the nastier parts of Revelations, I decided I wanted … More
The man who masters photoshopping himself can photoshop anything.
Last/this week was put off by a little personal storm. Clearer weather now.
I’ve got 99 problems and a shop ain’t one.