I Don’t Take It Easy

Like any productive member of society, I do my laundry around 2:50 am. It used to be for the silence,…

The App You Didn’t Ask For

We’re proud to present Sambo, a freelance labor app with a crowd-pleasing twist. Please direct all letter bombs to the proper…

Steve Bannon’s Murder Shed

The three men and theoretical women at Antimonkey pride ourselves on our journalistic rigor. We may make up most of…

Matchbook Makes a Mistake

Against their better judgement, Matchbook Lit Mag recently published a story of mine. Take a look here.

Renaissance

As we’ve moved further past the twentieth century, there has been a conversation about obsolescence, and all the things we…