Thank You for Eating Tide Pods

I didn’t enjoy December. After my relationship and place of work ceased to exist, my mother followed suit. Three days…

Headlines from 2020

Since the world happens to be on fire, I’ve put together a look forward at the ashes. I’m proud to present…

The App You Didn’t Ask For

  For my latest trick, I’m proud to present Sambo, a freelance labor app with a crowd-pleasing twist. Please direct all letter…

More Ruthless Self-Promotion

While my fiction’s far and away the least popular feature on the site, there’s some news about it. I’m going…

Steve Bannon’s Murder Shed

The three men and theoretical women at Antimonkey pride ourselves on our journalistic rigor. We may make up most of…