Headlines from 2020

Since the world happens to be on fire, I’ve put together a look forward at the ashes. I’m proud to present…

I Don’t Take It Easy

Like any productive member of society, I do my laundry around 2:50 am. It used to be for the silence,…

The App You Didn’t Ask For

  For my latest trick, I’m proud to present Sambo, a freelance labor app with a crowd-pleasing twist. Please direct all letter…

Steve Bannon’s Murder Shed

The three men and theoretical women at Antimonkey pride ourselves on our journalistic rigor. We may make up most of…

Matchbook Makes a Mistake

Against their better judgement, Matchbook Lit Mag recently published a story of mine. Take a look here.